Me:
Mom, teach me teach me how to cook everything!!
Mom:
....
Me:
I want to cook sooo badly!!
Mom:
...why start early?
Me:
I just want to cook yummy fooood for people!
Mom:
You're going to be doing that for the rest of your life with for ur husband. no need to start now. in fact, don't come to me later asking me to cook for you!
Me:
........................ Can you cook for me later too? And my family?